Johnny Weir

This just in: Johnny Weir is going to be releasing a single soon. I can't wait!

Figure Skating

I met a professional figure skater the other night! Soooo interesting. He new all of the skating superstars. I got the dish on Bonaly, Cohen, Kwan, Lysacek... everyone. I was in heaven. I even showed him how I pretend to do triple axles on dry land. He was very nice and pretended to be impressed. Meanwhile, he lands triple axle combos on ice in competition.

Update

So, the Hamptons were glorious. I drove half an hour out of my way to get Tates cookies... totally worth it. The best part was the lifeguards. They wore sea foam green speedos and were constantly digging holes.

Back Waxing

So, I am a little nervous. I leave for the Hamptons on Friday night. However, I got my back waxed on Tuesday afternoon and the irritation bumps have not gone away yet. Uhh, I can see and BE SEEN if I have irritation bumps on my back! Hopefully they will die down soon.
PS. I am sure everyone is so happy that I am tracking my hair removal experience.

Uhh... Too much partying

I pulled a Wed, Thurs, Fri, Saturday party streak last week. Too much. I didn't get out of bed on Sunday until 5pm. My take away: I should have been a figure skater... then I would know Vera Wang.

Here is the rundown:
Wed: Underwear night, meet a cute boy... who ended up already being in my phone.
Thurs: First Jazz club. Then boy time. Then debauchery.
Fri: Go out with the cute boy from underwear night. FUN.
Sat: Friends birthday. Got a compliment on how tight my body is looking from birthday girl who was at the first half of undie night. (Props to her, not every girl will go down to a dungeon with a chain spiderweb and a boot worship chair.) Out of control partying. Wait, how did I get hear? type of moment in the morning.

Did I mention that I was in an attic with a raccoon on Thursday? That happened too. Oh and I figured out how to change a break light. Huge life accomplishment.

Tomorrow I get my back waxed in preparation for the Hamptons!!!!

Joan Rivers... is one funny bitch

I want to see this REAL BAD. Who wants to go with me?

Bananas Paparazzi Performance.

First follow this link and watch the video: click here. It is of a sixth-grader performing Gaga's Paparazzi. I know what you are thinking... another Paparazzi cover, but this one is both bananas and fascinating for a multitude of reasons. First, it is a boy doing it. Second, he plays the piano and sings. Third, he is a rock star at it. Fourth, Why the hell is the audience not loosing their shit? He has gay superstar written all over his face... give him 8 years to blow up.